Friday 25 June 2010

Zloti: Fiend From a Million Suns - *

The Worst Tenant in the Universe Just Moved in Next Door
1954, USA, Black & White, 78 minutes
Directed by Derrick Banner. Written by Fyodor Zykvil
Starring Grant Reefly, Norma Zands, Wilson Frederick, Willy Urle

Dull, drab, pathetic sci fi film about a supposed ‘Intergalactic Mega Fiend’ that lives in suns, leaving them dirty and in disrepair when he moves on. He has just moved into his latest residence, our sun. 76 minutes of the plot involves the actors in a cardboard planetarium looking through a backyard telescope and somehow working out what is happening. The final two minutes show a spaceship made from a tin can on a string delivering an eviction order to a man in a yellow jump suit.

Watch out for – Zloti’s ass crack when he climbs out of the sun and runs away.
Quote – “Our sun is no space playboy’s pad.”

Reviewed by R.P. Thunderdunk